He Bangs!

It’s not easy to run a rock n’ roll blog.  The demands of the loyal readers are immense and intense.  For instance, I keep getting asked to show pictures of me busting moves.  Well, after months of dodging, bobbing and weaving, your wish has come true!  Here are some recent pictures of BRP taking it to the limits.  I think you’ll like them.

First, here’s a picture of my dance to Michael Jackson’s “Off The Wall.” 

Nice, huh?  Who else does this move and sticks it?  Seriously, I’m like the fly here.  Either that, or I stepped in gum.  It’s brilliant either way.

You’re right, one move does not make the man, so how about this one?  It’s my patented move and it’s called, what else, the BRP:  ear grab with one hand, foot hold with the other hand, jerk violently with both, and stick the landing.  Amateurs fail regularly at this move, but being the professional that I am, I’ve never fallen (well, at least doing this move).  Why haven’t I fallen?  The secret is in the patented process itself, which I can’t reveal.  It’s more of a Col. Harlen Sanders trade secret kind of thing.  Suffice to say, it’s an incredible move, perfected by the hard working R&D folks at BRP.  The one bad thing is that I sometimes make an ugly face doing it, and this picture caught me at my worst.  Nonetheless, I know you’ll forgive me.  Whew, what an intro!  And with that, here’s the picture:

 
The last move I’m going to show you is one I’m a bit embarrassed about, so let’s just keep this to ourselves.  A long time ago, someone called me an Ass Clown.  I’m not quite sure what that term means, but I don’t think it was meant as a compliment.  I decided to roll with it and came up a dance that I call the Ass Clown.  And here’s the picture to prove it:

In the spirit of this danceable post, I'm going to give you a great great song by one Wilson Pickett.  He's some no-name guy from way back, hahaha, but man is this one terrific tune.  Enjoy.

 
So what do you think?  Dancing with the Stars material or what?  On second thought, I think I’m just going to keep it rockin’ here at BRP and only let my loyal and discerning readers dig on this stuff.  With that, I’m going to sign off just for a short time (I hope) and then come roaring back with more kick butt material for you to laugh at with your friends.  Thanks for reading.